So, I had 2 more cavities filled and drilled today.
My mouth will be numb for the next 6 hours, so all I can drink are milk shakes.
This is # 2.
Pretty ironic mister dentist, pretty ironic.
Let Me Change Your Life
November 6, 2009
November 5, 2009
The lack of self respecting gays in my life is semimind-blowing.
I can’t help but love the ironic power-bar number though.
edit: this is not drunk texting…this is 1:17pm (this afternoon).
SNLPD: Of COURSE rugby teams make pyramids… (L = leg)
My favorite gay group costume thus far.
(IDK if everyone in the pic is a homo, but lets just assume for the sake of assuming that they are.)
Petey Conn’s Favorite Tumblrs : November Fifth Power Shift.
#9 exceptforthisone.tumblr.com
#10 (not pictured) peterconnsbetterthanyou.tumblr.com
Hey guys, thanks for keeping me consistently entertained and distracted when I should be doing something productive.
-Petey
It’s just the facts.
November 5th, 1955-The Day Time Travel Was Invented
| Doc : | Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955. |
| Marty: | What, I don’t get what happened. |
| Doc: | That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. |
| Marty: | The flux capacitor? |
| Doc: | It’s taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my god has it been that long. |
Snooty Important Art Film of the Week
Le Weekend- 1967 Dir. Jean-Luc Godard
- French New Wave at it’s best.
- Godard at his best.
- Scathing social commentary
- Ridiculous tracking shots.
- My favorite cinema couple ever.
- Favorite Scene: The couple gets into a car wreck, the camera cuts away into a title card, it comes back to car on fire, the woman is screaming in agony……..for her burning Hermes bag.
Here’s a photo of a group celebrating the prevention of gay marriage in Maine last night. Maybe it’s just because I’m in Canada but is it wrong that I think this is kind of funny?
Old bitch in the front is literally on her knees because she’s so happy same-sex couples can’t be legally wed. That ginger mom wearing the scarf? She is so obviously pleased with herself. I guess what’s funny to me is that in, I dunno, ten years, once everyone gets over hating the gays, those self-satisfied smiles will seem so evil to everyone, the modest god-fearin’ clothes will look like a flimsy disguise, and these people will be remembered for the exact opposite of what they think they’re accomplishing. Savor those grins ladies, you don’t know it yet, but you’re history’s monsters.
must read ^
wow.
truth.
November 4, 2009
If you haven't come out yet,
DO IT NOW.
By staying silent and in the closet you are doing a disservice to yourself and our community.
Learn to love yourself.
Most closet doors are glass. If people are going to hate you because you are gay, then they are going to hate you because you are gay-posing-as-straight.
Progress does not come without sacrifice.
Change does not come comfortably.
Buckle up fellas/ladies, this is going to be a bumpy ride.
Dear Santa, PLEASE KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE OPPOSED TO GAY MARRIAGE AND EQUAL RIGHTS. ALSO, PLEASE NO MORE COAL.....IT WAS CUTE AT FIRST, BUT IT'S REALLY NOT COOL.
That is all I want for Christmas are those two simple things. :)
Love,
Petey
GPOYW:
I have not used the internet in two days because I have been growing out my hair edition.
AKA
Awkward middle hair stage edition…
AKA
Maybe if I do these hand movements it will grow faster edition.
November 1, 2009
Thank You everyone for making Whore-O-Ween a complete success.
We succeded on multiple levels:
1) We drank all of the beer and Jello shots provided by me (in addition to the plethora of alcohol y’all brought yourselves)!
2) Nothing was stolen/broken!
3) Although the majority of people invited were white homos, somehow we ended up with a great deal of racial and sexual orientation diversity, Another pleasant surprise.
4) Last but not least, we collected a TON of tabs and cans for pediatric burn victims and their families.
Thank you so much to everyone who came or helped.
I look forward having a bigger and better WHOREOWEEN 2 next year.
-Petey
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